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 I'm not going to wish anyone happy women's day... half of you are blokes and half of you already know you are women... so you don't need an awareness day or any other such nonsense to tell you that you are by far the superior sex... you are multi-taskers extraordinaires, much prettier than men, well most of you, you are non-violent and don't as a rule go round blowing things, or yourselves, up, you are clever and funny and compassionate with all the tools to be a wonderful mother, you are connected to the earth as a life giver (hahahahahahaha, eugh...YUK) ... oh, and you are vacuous, vain, bitchy and vacuous again.
How the bloody hell (i've given up the f word for lent) can I go round saying "woot woot, I'm a woman! hooray!" on a special day invented by some mad person a hundred years ago (pre- universal suffrage.. when, a DAY might have been a good idea)...IT'S WEDNESDAY for a start... when I have work to do, shopping to do, laundry to do, children to pick up, cooking to do. And then what? Am I supposed to PAMPER myself? What is this new silly modern PAMPERING thing? Have we really turned into such lumps of silly girly jelly that we need to treat our greedy silly little selves every day, every month, every year? Pathetic. I guarantee that most women won't be celebrating their freedom, their suffrage and their rising position in the world... just being given flowers or hoping for chocolate. And the ones who don't have all that don't know it's International Women's Day.
Sigh. International Women's Day? Bloody silly. |
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