It will require a raspberry pi, a bunch of LEDs stuck with PVA onto a net curtain, and my iphone. The LEDs will be controlled by Siri, and will display my message du moment. These may include “Cock Off!” (see
… Jennifer. If you know me in facebook, you will already have heard of Jennifer… if you don’t, then you probably haven’t. If you remember Vitriolica… well, you might recognize Jennifer a teensy little bit. So, here are the episodes
… and ask “Do you realise that your shoes resemble gigantic pigs’ trotters?”. I am glad to see that the fashion for the pig trotter-resembling platform boot is waning, in these parts at least. Never was there an uglier shoe.
… before I go to close up, shut down, switch off and go to bed, I look across the river to a peaceful, glimmering, sleepy Lisbon, and I say goodnight.
The internet’s a funny old thing. It changes every day, its mores evolve, its tools change, its cultures shift. We move through it in different ways from one month to the next. Different generations do different things. Different gangs have
I find travel shows and travel cookery shows (of the “oh, let’s go and spend a day in Outer Mongolia, eat with a local celebrity, shoot plenty of cutaways featuring downtrodden locals and come away as an expert on all
http://TROLLOLOGIST.com …a collection of trolls, irritating internauts, and assorted internet pests. This is my slowly growing collection of pains in the arse of the internet.