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Monday, 07 December 2009 10:58

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you know how sometimes think of something that irritates the crap out of you when you're sitting in a traffic jam or you're stuck in the loo or you're waiting for a bus, and then you remember loads of the things that irritate you and you just feel like getting it all down in a list in your blog will make you feel better?  ... ... DOT DOT DOT ELLIPSIS

1. that horrible way actOrs read out other people's words, when it's a letter or a diary entry or a transcript of a foreign speaker, and they do that stupid faux faltering and stammering at the beginning of sentences.... a perfect example is Pat in the Archers who does that THING for her whole rôle.

2. People.

3. People who CAN'T agree with you, on ANYTHING... you converse with them and EVERYTHING you say they deny or negate or just say no, "The sky is blue today" "NO, it's a duckegg green", "So, you work for a living?" "NO, I work to commune with the universe, money is just a by-product" etc., etc., etc., Oh, bugger off.

4. Magicians, especially magicians of the "wwooooo, look at me being all mysterious and waving my arms about with a big hairdo" genus.

5. People, usually middle-aged women, who have to make a fuss about EVERYTHING when in long queues in shops or cafés.

6. People.

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written by Daddy Papersurfer , December 07, 2009

Wasps irritate as well ........ just sayin'



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