However you have found this brain dump of mine please note that:
a. this is a blog. It is a bit of fun. It is written on a certain day then left behind, I never go back and edit... ANYTHING.
b. before you take it upon yourself to tell me off for being misanthropic and awful, first, remember you might be missing something in my ridiculous writing, second, stop going out of your way to be offended and go and find some mermaids and fluffy things to look at.
c. then again, if you're moved to express your contempt of me, then good... at least I have moved you to SOMETHING.
Of course, I felt I had to reciprocate the stupid.
This is also an experiment in internet stupid.
Why is it that the absolutely stupidest things get seen, passed around, emailed, facebooked, tweeted, etc.'ed more than other stuff?
So this is my bit of stupid, dedicated to all the stupid on the internet. I fully expect it to go viral. Unlike anything else I ever bloody do. *sulks*
A really beautiful song by idiot johnson with a video by me. Hope you like it. The song is available on iTunes, just search for Idiot Johnson. myspace.com/idiotjohnson
If you like my films, please retweet them, embed them in blog posts, facebook them, anything to spread the word,.... otherwise it's just going to be my 21st birthday party all over again, and we DON'T want that....
Apparently there is another livin' drawist, a Lúcia Pimenta and she went and did this this afternoon, because she's QUITE angry about something the government (the prime minister) is doing when Portugal is in a very precarious place (and not just hanging off the western edge of Europe). The Portuguese one is first, then the Englishly subtitled one is next, for you sillies who don't speak the Portuguese.
I was looking for music for my livin' draws and Rachie very kindly put me on to Karmadillo, who very kindly allowed me to use some of their charango (hollowed out armadillo stringed instrument) music, which I really like and this song I particularly love, No One Else, really fitted the mood of this livin' draw.... so first watch the movie and read the words of the movie, then listen to the song, then go and look up Karmadillo, because they're splendid. Also, if you want you can watch this full screen as it's high def. There you are then.
I've made a new badge for anyone to use. Please feel free to take it and use it. Help keep the bad grammar out of your comment box or you greengrocer's window:
I will be shortly making other badges to cover the "they're / there / their" dumbasses and the "your / you're" morons.
There will be a disclaimer on the back of each to unoffend dyslexics.
I asked for a bunch of random words on twitter between 11am and 12pm on Wednesday. This is what happened. I'm very sorry, it's incredibly silly and some of the references are incredibly British. But it you have 7:31 to spare...
(if you go to vimeo, you can see it in High Def, even download it so you can see it without all the buffering crap)
if you've read more than a few posts of this blog, you'll probably already know how this blogging illustrator feels about mythical creatures. If you don't, then you will by the end of this livin' draw.
